Conspiracies..they are all out to get me, and no nomination.

I hate technology. Well, that is not entirely true I dislike it at times when it does not work well for me. When I get something new, I use it with much care knowing my track record with these things. It all seems to mess up one way or other. We have an X Box 360, I cover it up with a cloth so it might not get as much dirt or smoke on it.  A little over a year of use and protection, I get the ‘red circle of death’, which renewed  my warranty, but I still had to ship it off and wait. With this one I wait with baited breath knowing that it’s days are numbered. I have gone through several cell phones, that was more my fault then the phones, but still. My computer has been down and my friend Thomas fixed it for me, but now it is running slow. My typing is faster then the words appearing on the screen. I tried to enjoy Facebook, but hardly ever do I go there. It is a nice place to get in touch with people, but you have to go there, log in, respond to any messages you might have, blah, blah, blah. Too much trouble.

I tried MySpace pretty much the same thing, except I would get hit on there. Not by pretty people either. I do not go there anymore either. Now the big thing is Twitter. My apologies to anyone that really enjoys this new fangled idea of second by second electronic post-it notes, but I would either have to get a multi-media pack on my phone, or run back to the dang faggled computer that I am not talking to right now, until it has some time to think about it’s bad self. I can see the importance of certain posts using it as updates for hospital stays, and updates, but other then that I would rather not know what time a person used the restroom, and what toilet paper was used in said project. I like my privacy and do not think that I am going to tell the world my minute by minute updates. Do you not have life’s of your own? We used to call  Twitter; phone calls or private conversations. We would talk to the biggest gossip in town and the news would spread just as fast.

I love you my dedicated readers, yes all 10 of you that are in my nation. However, I regret to report that none of you nominated my blog for the bloggies, or whatever it is called. Not that I care mind you, I do not need a nomination to tell me how irrelevant I am, but it would have been nice.

I also wanted to tell you that I am starting my art studio. It is called something that is secret right now, because I would not want anyone to Twit it  and someone out there Twitting back saying that they stole it. I put two of my pictures up so you might see what kind I do. The one with the trees is for the lady that is sitting up an art show for me. Right now I am on a list of local artist for the gallery. Very exciting indeed.

I am in a ranting mood, so take this however you want to. Just remember that I feel in my heart that Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, my computer and my cell phone are all out to get me. A calculated and sinister plot for big brother to keep me down.

First off, since I am an addict, I will start with the so-called ‘war on drugs’. Billions of dollars were spent last year alone on this war. Fair enough. There are two tales that I would like to tell you about this war. Both are documented and should not be too hard to Google, if anyone actually Gooooogles anymore. Both stories are from former Government employees, they are former so take it for what it’s worth.

First one is one I have known for a while. The biggest Marijuana Field is owned by the Government. They have had this since the fifties for “studies on the effect it has on others.” The thing is they could not prove any negative effects. They accomplished this in the first decade of having the field. They fired one of the head Doctors after he wanted to issue a public statement of the medicinal purposes and relaxing affect on humans. They still have the field but after this became public it was swept under the carpet. Part of the big conspiracy to scare us from smoking a joint were the films that were put out in the fifties. One being the cult fave, “Reefer Madness”. Made to frighten the white upper class citizens and not the lower minority class that is never targeted, even today.

If prohibition started back up how many of you that are casual drinkers would buy from a bootlegger? How many of you in a ‘blue state’ have brought beer from a bootlegger on a Sunday? Or stocked up on more then the legal amount in a dry county? Beer, marijuana is like apples and oranges right? Right, alcohol has caused more divorces, domestic violence, car wrecks, deaths, liver damage, unemployment, etc. then weed ever has.

The second story has to deal with the speed trade. A man was hired by the Government to fly into South America, was told how to beat the radars, pick up his ‘supply’ and bring it back. This ‘cargo’ he was carrying was worth millions of dollars in street cash. I cannot remember how he was caught, but the government eventually helped him and erased the incident from his files. I sugest you look this up, I am not sure of the details as I once was. Like I said take this for what it is worth, it is just my theory how certain ‘things’ hit the streets and in what area they are distributed to.

Oh, I have so many more theories on UFO’s and other things that the man is keeping from you, but these are things that are best digested slowly. One last question is: What happened to the fact that we the people are the Government? Taxation without representation with all of the cig taxes is driving me crazy also.

More theories later unless someone high up kidnaps me to silence me. If you do not hear from me in the next day or so, call your congress person, or it might just be that my stupid, stupid computer will not let me on. One last note is this threat. If you or anyone you know deals in virus’, malware, spyware, etc. I will hunt you or your friend down and I will make the offender download mock pictures of Judge Judy naked. No matter where you click on your internet they will always pop up. Then I will learn how to do it myself and plug into your computer then you can see me naked at my laptop. I am just getting annoying ads for anti-virus programs, and my computer is running slow. I believe that qualifies you for the worse.

D.